| five seven five (reserrection) |
[23 Jul 2007|12:39am] |
Well, lately I've just been feeling so unbearably narcissistic, so I figure what better way to vent my introspective ramblings than post about my daily and menial life. Finally, a way to share to my friends about how boring and typical my life is. Where do I start to begin. Ohhhh, how I've been longing for such opportunity as this. Well. Lets play catchup. Last November I got kicked out of my house, so I lived in my friends basement till the end of the year. Dad and sister moved away. I bought a car. I later moved on to a bigger, and better basement. I got a job as a meat cutter at the local grocery store. So yeah. That about sums up the latest happenings thus far. I went from one basement to another, and I make my money cutting bologna for old ladies. Thats my life at this point in time.
Now that we've established the basics, lets move on to today. Well. Today I decided it was in my best interest to sleep well past 1:30 in the afternoon. I'm glad I make such wise decisions like that. Then it was off to the meat dungeon. Now this was no ordinary day at work. And by that I mean that it was mind-numbingly dull. After work it was time to party. and let me tell you. i partied. pretty hard. I hit it up at ihop. Feeling pretty spontaneous, I ordered a custom omelette. Yes, at times I feel such a need to avoid conformity that I design my own version of the omelette. Not wanting to break too many rules tonight though, I kept it modest. I ordered a bacon and cheese omelette. TAKE THAT, CORRUPT SYSTEM \m/.
So. What's on Doug's mind. A question you've no doubt asked yourself countless times a day. Well I have an answer to that question. Which I care not to discuss at this time. Instead what I'll offer is a various assortment of randomly generated hiakus which may or may not be applicable to my life.
moths ravage, ships laugh
slowly, roughly, smoky blunt
loveless shadows slurp
imprisonments cry
disillusioned chocolate
orchard poses, doll chases
slowly, energy
dancing, braying, shivering
five seven five right?
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[21 Apr 2005|06:30pm] |
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[30 Mar 2005|08:01pm] |
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Has anyone else seen these Hawaiian Punch jugs they have at Wal-Mart for like a buck ninty-seven? That's nuts. It's like two gallons. You could fill up the bathtub, and cheaply!
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| no, eat shit and die you fucking cow |
[20 Mar 2005|08:54pm] |
There are about 2 months left of school. That's fucking crazy. It feels like this year just started... whatever, I'm so glad its almost over. Lately I've been feeling like I'd rather douse myself in gasoline then go to school.
also...the other day I saw a raccoon. He was sleeping on a roof. I named him Herman. Herman the mischievous raccoon.
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[07 Feb 2005|10:32pm] |
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same shit new day lately. who cares; I'm listening to andrew wk, and its time to pary.
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| BAM! |
[24 Jan 2005|10:20am] |
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id just like to pass along a little chunk of wisdom. lets say you just woke up, and your hungry. So you rummage through the kitchen in search of anything ressembling breakfast food, but the best you can come up with is triscuits and cheesec that doesntt sound too bad, does it? Fuck it, itll do.
so you arrange some triscuits on a plate, and neatly place a small square of cheddar cheese on each one. Mmm. But then, the Emeril lurking deep within you says "NO! thats not good enough! Try microwaving them! Bam!" My advice to you in this situation is: Dont do it. I tried to microwave them just enough to melt the cheese, but when I was done, the end result was starkly different from the delicacy I had envisioned a mere 20 seconds before. The cheese had become a grotesqee brownish-orange color, and the texture of pre-chewed gum dipped in bacon grease. But in spite of, you know, logic, i figured "what the fuck, im hungrey" and downed the suckers anyway. Now, two hours later, my stomach feels as if I had consumed an entire bottle of Drano for breakfast. At least, that's what I imagine it would feel like. I wouldnt know from experience. I dont do things like that. But seriously, though, I forsee an exciting, prolonged visit to the bathroom in the very near future. Bam! So the moral of this half-assed story is, dont eat microwaved Triscuits with cheese, especially first thing in the morning. Unless you're somebody I don't like, in which case, you should really try it.
<3 douglas
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| ...desolate and without purpose |
[21 Jan 2005|11:53pm] |
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yeah. im fucking sick. wicked fucking sick. the kind of sick where it takes an effort to breathe becuse your nose is s clogging, not even a whole tissue box can unclog it. the kind of sick where everytime you swallow it feels like you just burnt a hole in your throat. anyway, marrissa is a lesbien (refering to the OC) thats... interesting. that show ceases to entertain me with rediculous dramatic situations.
anyway, yeah, the cd 'still' by nin is probably the most beautiful thing ive ever heard. percistance of loss/leaving hope are probably the most beatiful songs ive ever heard. its a shame such music is very misunderstood and underated by you assfucks of today. listening to rancid 24/7, or baseing your life on the current trendy emo-fuck band just makes you gay. expesilly when you ramble but how the band is talented because you can relate to vauge lyrics about heartbreak. fuck you. if you wanna listen to heartbreak music listen to the cure, i dont care what you say about shitty music like boys night out. its sucks. so bad. listening to boys night out is like getting fucked in the ear while chewing on glass. if you wanna listen to that shit, hey, ive got nothing against that, they arnt my braincells. but dont try and tell me how that shit has even a taste of talent or good sound. because then ill just have to kill you, you closeminded asshole (or am i being hypocricical?)
anyway, aside from my passionate music rant, yeah, life... its ok.
<3douglas.
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[04 Jan 2005|08:17pm] |
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today i made homemade quesadillas. it was the single most amazing acomplishment in my life (aside from beating minesweeper once). i really didnt do anything today, went to school, slept, played san andreas. yea. any game where you can go around wacking people off the head with a giant purple dildo is speical. im looking forward to this weekend. <3
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| 2k5, bitches |
[02 Jan 2005|08:57pm] |
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School tommorow... wow... this sucks. I would much rather castrate myself and rub lemon juice over the wound then go back to school. ok, that may be over-doing it a bit. Well in other news, i smell beautiful. Yes, thats right, my fragrence is somthing to envy. i have a new bottle of green apple shampoo, and apple body wash. thats right bitches. you just fucking wish you were me right now dont you?
anyway, today i did nothing worth mention. did what everyone else on the planet should have been doing. slept till two, played video games in my boxers for hours. and drank pepsi all day. yeah, thats what vacation is, or was about. cant wait for schoool tommorow *sigh*
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| Another year... |
[01 Jan 2005|12:00pm] |
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Well, my fagspace has decided not to work for me, so i figured i'd resort to entertaining myself with a fagjournal. Everyone else is, and has been doing it, decided to join the crowd. Anyway, hey, its a new year. I dont know about you faggots, but im feeling slightly optimistic about the new year. you assholes should stop bitching and be optimistic too.
anyway, last night, got blownoff at the last minute. Luckily I met up with some other kiddo's(alex l, cate, joe p) and went out to eat. Then just 'chilled' at Cates house and watched tv and such. A little slow at first, but it turned out to be very good. It put me in a pretty decent mood. Usually my new years eve consists of, well, nothing.
<3douglas
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